December 2011
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Wail from Retail
Customer: “Well which eyeshadow are you wearing?”
Me: “…I’m not wearing makeup.”
Customer: “Really? It looks like you are..”
Me: “I’m massively sleep deprived so my eyelids are discoloured.”
Customer: “Oh! Haha sorry!”
Me: “It’s ok, I work in retail I don’t have feelings.”
Catching up on missed Sanctuary episodes. Episode 8, when Abby lobbed herself off the Sanctuary I was all YEAAAAAAAAH!!! But then she survived and now I need to wallow in disappointment..
Wail from Retail
There is enough people in the store to populate a small town. I am very busy; I am not your product sherpa. Carry your own god damn shower gels to the counter, you stupid useless waste of space!!
Packing like the world-class procrastinator that I am. Boss!
Reblog with your Star Trek name: first 3 letters...
sheeniebeanie:
thingsshedo:
doven:
Fabne Amian, doesn’t really bring anything to mind.
Docjo Jetey…Or…Dr Jo Jetey perhaps?
hmmm mine is Gramashant….
Ingxejoram? I think there needs to be an apostrophe there somewhere.
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How do you tell someone that yes, they’re your best friend and you totally respect them as an individual but you fucking hate their eyebrows?
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